What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Do you like wearing short skirts?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

How do women feel when they are in love?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun